i summed up half of english history in like 2 sentences
if we are talking in person and i accidentally spit dont even call out i saw it and im dead inside
Russell Brand Messiah Complex
This man is far more intelligent than many people give him credit for.
comedians generally are.
Why cuss when you can use this fun image of snoop dogg?
This gif says nothing, and everything at the same time
[imagines a character in the hands of better writers]
[imagines a scenario in the hands of better writers]
[imagines a whole show and concept in the hands of better writers]
wow my brother was telling me this joke and he said
"if you’re fighting with a woman and she pulls a knife on you, just pull out the bread and cheese and meat and her womanly instincts will kick in and she’ll just make you a sandwich"
then all of a sudden our mom emerges from the kitchen holding a huge ass knife and she approaches my brother asking “sorry what was that?” and he started screaming
One of my favourite shows:
One of my least favourite shows:
Do you see my problem
THE BABE WITH THE POWER
THE POWER OF VOODOO