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rachgeller:

1994-2004 → First and last lines for each character

make me choose | elevenslost asked : RDJ or JLaw?

nerdofchaos:

recreationalcannibalism:

the-adequate-gatsby:

stultifyandstupefy:

derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

see you all in hell

A kingdom of isolation

And it looks like I’m the queen

The whole idea, the whole notion of pop culture and especially pop music is ALL based on illusion. And portraying yourself as something more exciting than you are. And my heart is always against that. So that’s why I’m doing it. I’m SO against it that I almost have to play the part.[…] Electra Heart is the antithesis of everything that I stand for. And the point of introducing her and building a whole concept around her is that she stands for the corrupt side of American ideology, and basically that’s the corruption of yourself. My worst fear - that’s anyone’s worst fear - is losing myself and becoming a vacuous person. And that happens a lot when you’re very ambitious. (x)

the-outsiders-dishonor:

romy7:

celestialdeth:

misterkevo:

theadventuresofpam:

Harry was the favorite kid and he wasn’t even an official part of the family

Because Molly knows exactly how the Dursleys treat him. There’s no way Ron wouldn’t tell her. And Molly Weasley is a Mother. She gets a capital M because she is goddamn phenomenal at what she does. When she hears Harry Potter is on the train to Hogwarts in Book 1, her reaction isn’t to be starstruck. It’s to say “that poor dear had to come here all on his own.” Molly Weasley loves harder than anyone. She loves like it’s her sole reason for being. And when she hears there’s a poor boy who has never known love his whole life… how could she not?

In Year One Molly Weasley knit Harry a Weasley family sweater and made him homemade chocolate so he would have something to open on Christmas DON’T TOUCH ME

could I also just add that kids from abusive households tend to assume that yelling is directed at them and/or it heralds something bad for them so she’s making extra sure that he knows that this is not his fault and she’s not actually mad at him.

but-i-am-the-chosen-one7:

my-patronus-is-a-winchester:

gilmckinney:

gilmckinney:

god bless comic artists for drawing captain america’s ass so fine

you guys think im jokin

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ass so fine

god bless avengers casting directors for casting captain america’s ass so fine

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i pledge allegiance to that ass


I pledge allegiance to that ass.

tokomon:

my favorite thing about school was sitting with your friend and flipping through a random textbook pointing at ugly pictures and saying “that’s you.”

Last Lines; Harry Potter books

crazypplz:

"I know how to sprain people"

#if you skipped brotherhood and didn’t get the flawlessness that is ling yao I feel sorry for your life and your choices

vocodex:

  • COSPLAY IS A HOBBY
  • COSPLAY IS A HOBBY
  • COSPLAY IS A HOBBY FOR MOST PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • EVERYONE STARTS SOMEWHERE!!!!!!!!
  • NOT EVERYONE IS A PROFESSIONAL COSTUME MAKER OR DESIGNER AND NOT EVERYONE WANTS TO PURSUE THAT CAREER PATH
  • COSPLAY IS A HOBBY
  • YOURE ALL NERDS IN FUCKING COSTUMES
  • STOP RIPPING EACH OTHER NEW ASSHOLES
  • THANKS
  • YOURE ALL NERDS IN COSTUMES 
  • YOURE NOT BETTER THAN ANYONE ELSE
  • THANKS AGAIN 

osamah:

i like girls who look like they kill people for a living

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